Mission: Impossible Raccoon Is Just Like Tom Cruise — He Does His Own Stunts

This Mission: Impossible raccoon set to the James Bond theme is a total badass, and like Tom Cruise, does all of his own stunts.

By figgyPudding

Published 2 years ago in Funny

This Mission: Impossible raccoon set to the James Bond theme is a total badass, and like Tom Cruise, does all of his own stunts.

Crawling along the roof of some scaffolding, this raccoon is ready to drop from the sky like Tom Cruise repelling into the vault, or Batman on an unsuspecting henchman. You can see from the precision of its movements that it's well trained and practiced. This is an action movie hero raccoon, not some trash panda.

There is a current opening for the role of James Bond, and this raccoon should certainly get an invite to the casting call. But who knows, with a new Mission: Impossible on the way it's feasible it has already landed its next big role. If not that, there are countless other action hero roles available. Jesus Christ that's Jason Bourn.
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House of Nope, Scorpion House Will Fuel Your Nightmares for Years

Break out the eye bleach. You're gonna need it after this video.

By zachnading

Published 2 years ago in Eww

Break out the eye bleach. You're gonna need it after this video.

Not one, not two, but three rooms full of scorpions. The average size of scorplings (baby scorpions) is about 12 per batch. You can see how that adds up pretty quickly, especially in a home or building that's been abandoned for quite some time.

I'm just glad I live in a place where scorpions are basically non-existent unless you're looking to keep one as a pet. Welp, that was fun. I hope everyone remembers this video right before bed tonight. Sweet dreams.
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House of Nope, Scorpion House Will Fuel Your Nightmares for Years

Break out the eye bleach. You're gonna need it after this video.

By zachnading

Published 2 years ago in Eww

Break out the eye bleach. You're gonna need it after this video.

Not one, not two, but three rooms full of scorpions. The average size of scorplings (baby scorpions) is about 12 per batch. You can see how that adds up pretty quickly, especially in a home or building that's been abandoned for quite some time.

I'm just glad I live in a place where scorpions are basically non-existent unless you're looking to keep one as a pet. Welp, that was fun. I hope everyone remembers this video right before bed tonight. Sweet dreams.
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